Caricatures of your personal and political beliefs for commercial consumption! Introducing the Hick! This steely-eyed country good ol' boy is fighting terrorists, immigrants and protesters that he’s never actually met or seen in real life! The Hick comes with a TV that only gets Fox News and his very own military grade assault rifle! Also introducing the Cuck! This spoiled millennial is desperate for approval and acceptance in an overly-politically correct culture! The Cuck comes with a George Soros megaphone and his very own leather manpurse! Use these two action figures that are not at all based on stereotypes to fight it out between the only two valid perspectives in our media coverage national conversation!

(Some assembly required. The Hick’s hat and shirt require modification by purchaser. Orders come courtesy of classictvtoys.com.)